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DECEMBER 2025

	1 perm semi-flop moment	2	3 Riverdale Cast was my top listened to artist for the year again	4 hudson williams is the sinister smiling eunuch cat image to me	5 played the word "Jizz" in scrabble for 61 points	6 got a manicure with syd after a failed booking attempt. they kept trying to put a gem on her
7 had to cover for my boss who was sick. have never been more focused at a work event	8 got a delightful little elf at the white elephant gift exchange and then had him CRUELLY stolen from me right at the end	9	10 worked on my collection of my gf's hair	11 making iced apricot iced teas	12 client at work gave me my beloved dark chocolate almond bark for christmas for the eighth year in a row	13 finally got the go ahead to tell our friend the crazy shit his ex has been posting on her close friends story since their breakup
14 busy event day 2. fever the moment I got home	15 my idiot property manager came by fo an inspection for the first time in 4 years. walked in, looked around, said 'wow, you've really made yourself at home". I LIVE HERE	16 still sick	17 dreadful discovery at work	18 exhausted from tossing and turning and extensive nightmares but at least everyone at the work potluck liked my spinach artichoke balls	19 cried hard at Heated Rivalry	20 annual holiday shopping with my sister as financed by our father. pointed at a hockey magazine in Shoppers Drug Mart and said "i forgot hockey is real and not just on my show" and she called me insane. then i watched my gf dressed as a rat at a yolka
21	22 sydney burst into tears when I said 'zendaya is meechee"	23 maxim giving the tiniest thimble of tea to his parched houseguests	24 watched our whole family fight on old family videos from 2007	25 mom got everyone teletubby blind boxes for Christmas #gamblingwon also my mom and sister both got me a replacement elf each after seeing my despair post elf-thieving at white elephant	26 me and my press-on nails...	27 dasha and I accidentally spent the entire day past midnight making outfits for the elfs
28 at-home hot pot and invented uno slapjack the new best game ever "ALERT ALERT. Shane still has his socks on"	29	30	31 "wowww nice mug! A for Alvin and the Chipmunks? "A for Ali..." nye at Sasha's. made 2026 bingo cards & drank our champagne wish ashes at midnight

January 2026

				1 watched the substance and hated it and was kind of sad to start my year like that but also whatever	2 sangria and a poke bowl on my father's dime... hbd to my sister	3 ominous neon pink night sky
4 suddenly got the urge to rearrange our apartment	5 sent Isabelle a pic of my new press ons and she was like "ok Elphaba..." and i was pissed bc I didn't even tell her they were from the Wicked collab set and I had thought I was being subtle	6 spring roll greed. lowkey got kicked out of the sex shop. got really weird about making sure my friends tried a specific mango drink	7 anniversary ramen returns	8 work was so sucks but I joined adult ballet class yaaay	9 evil potatoes that refused to fully cook	10 neck spasm. cried in public while reading the second Animorphs book. Russian Orthodox Chritmas Party.
11 IKEA is so fun until very suddenly it isn't anymore	12 on a roll with making people laugh at our staff meeting. it took eight years but I allow a sliver of personality with my coworkers now	13 said goodbye to my beautiful elphaba lookin ass press ons....	14 sat on the floor with some distance between me and my dearest sick Dasha and read Animorphs book 4 out loud for her as a bedtime story	15 surprise baby shower for my coworker "did you see my working on the poster yesterday when you came up behind me? I was scared that ruined it" "I saw you exit out of something really fast but I assumed it was neopets"	16 i hope no one comes out of the ominous fog and comes fucks me	17
18 maxim certified scott hunter stan	19 day three straight of the fog	20 Elliott forgot [redacted] wasn't gay	21 tried new chicko chicken flavours (polynesian & cheese snow). not bad	22 Riverdale rants in the office. no one understands me	23 went out to get lunch midday but I'm so used to being the last person out of the office that I reflexively turned off the lights on all my coworkers	24 Patrick's 100th Birthday Party !!!
25	26 drove by the aerospace institute and saw a guy alone in a half-dark conference room playing trombone	27 mocha potion with cindy in honour of her last week	28 saw the first cockroach in my apartment ever IMMEDIATELY after reading a chapter of Animorphs where they all turned into cockroaches	29 Dasha bawling her eyes out while reading Animorphs Book 8 aloud	30 Heated Rivalry discussions with my normal coworkers and former coworker. they all didn't know two guys could do missionary sex together ?????	31 saw a bunch of teen ducks in a flood puddle

February 2026

1 ...	2 Dasha repeating Steve's Start Polka vs Finnish Polka joke to everyone in our surroundings one by one	3 got asked to demonstrate schepak for everyone instead of one of the regular boys. a high like no other	4 winning at Bonnie's Christmas present blind box gamble "why is that Po pink" it's just the alternate Po in the line, they do a regular and pastel version" "wasian Po..."	5 ...	6 ...	7 ...
8 Dasha and I made beautiful beautiful borscht for our friends then watched Madame Web and discoverd a genre of youtube video where you can play Smash or Pass	9 ...	10 everyone made fun of me for having "two bobby pins" listed on my in-depth packing list	11 Anastasia & I tried to convince our other coworker about something, failed, then left the room and realized we were wearing matching outfits the whole time	12 "call them Jughead's sister the way they look like jellybeans"	13 ...	14 ...
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22 too much shaved ice post-performance	23 i've been craving having a bob lately (not an impulsive option based on the grow-out time)	24 sitting in my soon-to-be new desk after hours to practice	25 cursed by Charlie Puth at the Vietnamese restaurant	26 everyone loves me for my dance point	27 may have had my first ever migraine but I'm scared that if I acknowledge that it implies that there are more in my future	28 me and my pulse oxymeter in my purse against the world

MARCH 2026

1 Kira kept threatening to tell the waiters that I'm the reason she has a cast on her wrist (I'm not. she fell off a ladder)	2 got asked if I knew what "Troika" meant, said it meant Three Horses pulling a carriage, the Russians were impressed. didn't tell them I know it from the contemporary Onegin musical	3 pre-dance borscht, post-dance lattes	4 making more fucking bath bombs at the office	5 drove around for 30min before work down the scenic waterview route while listening to the new Boys Go to Jupiter EP	6 manager offered to buy me coffee for the first time in nine years of working together because she needed to tell me that they're going to be ruining my life going forward. it was the first cold brew i ever had and i was off the wall for the rest of the day	7 three year anniversary! found a half used weed pen on the floor while cleaning up after the Women's Day event and gave it to Philip
8 read The Hork-Bajir Chronicles on the many spots of downtime at my work event and had to rapidly wipe away tears in front of a room full of people	9 RETURN OF THE SPICY TUNA DON. photoshoot. not of the tuna to be clear	10 the new guy at dance looks so much cooler in the boots than everyone else and I'm trying to crack the code	11 got my car detailed for the first time in my life due to a discount through work. forgot to warn the guy that the incriminating brown stain on the front seat was chocolate from a fallen protein bar. after I got my keys back he was like "yeah there were some stains on your front seat but we got rid of them" and I had to be like "I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT WAS CHOCOLATE"	12 Alexa secretly ordered stuffed cheese bread and lava cakes just for the two of us when she placed the staff meeting Dominoes order	13 i love oyster mushrooms	14 ...
15 my press on was hanging on by a thread all day and I thought I managed to keep it until I somehow managed to lose it between the parking garage and my apartment. had to scrounge around the parking garage for it later but did find it #win	16 I thought I saw Hannah dancing to one of our orchestra pieces out of the corner of my eye but she was just stretching the flute position pains from her body	17 me and Isabelle were discussing what other people our age with disposable income spend their money on and we concluded travel and raves. immediately after at a networking event for work I talked to a woman who explained her travels to Belgium for the world's largest rave.	18 fucking sick again	19 sick angry tv day	20 Isabelle frantically texting me the link to the new BTS video and me screaming when I saw that Lili Reinhart was there	21 Erfan brought donuts to the dance workshop
22 ...	23 tried to explain Animorphs to my coworker, showed her a photo of my collection, she accidentally swiped on my camera roll to a photo of a lesbian bowling club poster, in giving the phone back it accidentally swiped the other way to a photograph of borscht, and she was like "I feel like these three photos just summarized your whole life"	24 abused by toyota	25 walking down the street with Bonnie at like 9PM. pass by a restaurant where everyone seems to be eating in the dark. "what's up with that?" "idk maybe theyre the employees" accept this for some reason. continued walking. "wait that place is dark with people inside too. and all the lights are off in the 24hr A&W?" "... I think the power is out on this block"	26 bittersweet serendipity	27 newly instated snack friday at the office	28 a lone Davinky twin ran by me on the street and in the ensuing shock I dropped one of the three $13 smoothies I was holding and it exploded all over the sidewalk and myself
29 ...	30 finally met Cindy's baby	31 Dasha secretly added a fart to one of the song files at dance for a prank

April 2026

			1 "what about Michael Jorjan?"	2 bad day at work. but then got new ipad. but then apartment parkade lit on fire at 2am.	3 ...	4 asked my dad if he ever tried coke like some of his soccer teammates from the 80s and he said "The only thing that's ever been up my nose is my finger" right as the waitress showed up to clear his plate
5 went for a walk on a trail known for being full of carvings by an anonymous artist. I guess I described it as a "fairy trail" at some point before going because everyone was really mad at me that it wasn't carvings of fairies but mostly just of old men and wizards	6 remembering how it feels to draw	7 my (gay) accordion teacher loves telling me how he used to play bassoon which was written as "first faggot" on his sheet music due to the direct german translation. we were working on a piece at practice and he wanted me to cut out the bassoon reed from one section and decided to write "no faggots" directly on my sheet music	8 trying to get back on regular milk instead of oat milk	9 save a guy about to drive away from the gas pump with his timmies cup still on his roof and frantically hand signalled at him until he realized.	10 ...	11 "you guys are my first gay couple!"
12 finally didn't have to choke down horrible dry kulich at pascha for the first time in my life	13 matching fits at orchestra	14 mom accidentally played BTS instead of the folk music	15 saw two trailers back to back each with Nicholas Galitzine in them and couldn't help but exclaim aloud about this in the theatre	16 I am innately a killjoy and a party pooper and I can't even pretend to mask it anymore	17 ...	18 ...
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