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DECEMBER 2025

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perm semi-flop moment

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Riverdale Cast was my top listened to artist for the year again

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hudson williams in the sinister smiling eunuch cat image to me

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played the word "Jizz" in scrabble for 61 points

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got a manicure with syd after a failed booking attempt. they kept trying to put a gem on her

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had to cover for my boss who was sick. have never been more focused at a work event

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got a delightful little elf at the white elephant gift exchange and then had him CRUELLY stolen from me right at the end

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worked on my collection of my gf's hair

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making iced apricot iced teas

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client at work gave me my beloved dark chocolate almond bark for christmas for the eighth year in a row

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finally got the go ahead to tell our friend the crazy shit his ex has been posting on her close friends story since their breakup

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busy event day 2. fever the moment I got home

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my idiot property manager came by fo an inspection for the first time in 4 years. walked in, looked around, said 'wow, you've really made yourself at home". I LIVE HERE

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still sick

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dreadful discovery at work

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exhausted from tossing and turning and extensive nightmares but at least everyone at the work potluck liked my spinach artichoke balls

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cried hard at Heated Rivalry

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annual holiday shopping with my sister as financed by our father. pointed at a hockey magazine in Shoppers Drug Mart and said "i forgot hockey is real and not just on my show" and she called me insane. then i watched my gf dressed as a rat at a yolka

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sydney burst into tears when I said 'zendaya is meechee"

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maxim giving the tiniest thimble of tea to his parched houseguests

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watched our whole family fight on old family videos from 2007

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mom got everyone teletubby blind boxes for Christmas #gamblingwon
also my mom and sister both got me a replacement elf each after seeing my despair post elf-thieving at white elephant

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me and my press-on nails...

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dasha and I accidentally spent the entire day past midnight making outfits for the elfs

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at-home hot pot and invented uno slapjack the new best game ever

"ALERT ALERT. Shane still has his socks on"

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"wowww nice mug! A for Alvin and the Chipmunks?
"A for Ali..."

nye at Sasha's. made 2026 bingo cards & drank our champagne wish ashes at midnight

January 2026

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watched the substance and hated it and was kind of sad to start my year like that but also whatever

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sangria and a poke bowl on my father's dime... hbd to my sister

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ominous neon pink night sky

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suddenly got the urge to rearrange our apartment

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sent Isabelle a pic of my new press ons and she was likle "ok Elphaba..." and i was pissed bc I didn't even tell her they were from the Wicked collab set and I had thought I was being subtle

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spring roll greed. lowkey got kicked out of the sex shop. got really weird about making sure my friends tried a specific mango drink

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anniversary ramen returns

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work was so sucks but I joined adult ballet class yaaay

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evil potatoes that refused to fully cook

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neck spasm. cried in public while reading the second Animorphs book. Russian Orthodox Chritmas Party.

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IKEA is so fun until very suddenly it isn't anymore

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on a roll with making people laugh at our staff meeting. it took eight years but I allow a sliver of personality with my coworkers now

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said goodbye to my beautiful elphaba lookin ass press ons....

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sat on the floor with some distance between me and my dearest Dasha and read Animorphs book 4 out loud for her as a bedtime story

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